About Rev Jen
Q. What is your birthdate?
Q. Previous occupations
A. I've never had an occupation; only crap day jobs.
Q. Favorite job
A. That's a silly question!
Q. High school and/or college
Q. Name of your favorite composer or music artist?
A. T. Rex
Q. Favorite movie
A. The Wizard of Oz
Q. Favorite television show
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Waking up and being able to write or paint every day (and taking the occasional break to pet my beloved Chihuahua, Reverend Jen Junior.) Also, collecting large royalty checks in order to fund this lifestyle.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. The State Mental Hospital
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Pippi Longstocking
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. like, beautiful, dude, f**k, awesome, Budweiser
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Regret is a waste of time.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Flying (though that's more of a superpower) so maybe just being a guitar god.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Stayin' Alive
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Crippling Anxiety
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Crippling Creativity
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. An immortal elf
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My elf ears. In the dark, my voice.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The Fonz
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. The Devil
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Jesus. "How do you turn water into wine?"
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Idiots screaming "woohoo" outside of my bedroom window at 4am.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Open Mike Host
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. honesty, integrity, madness
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "Ride a White Swan" by T. Rex, "Prettiest Star" by David Bowie, "Tangerine" by Led Zeppelin, "Spaceball Ricochet" by T. Rex, "Bring it on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke
On Books and Writing
Q. Who are your favorite authors?
A. Anais Nin, Jack Black (author of "You Can't Win" a little known masterpiece), Jack Kerouac, Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Henry Miller, Hunter S. Thompson, Hemmingway, Aleister Crowley, John S. Hall, Jonathan Ames, Salvador Dali (Diary of a Genius!), Emily Bronte, Lewis Caroll, F. Scott Fitzgerald, whoever writes Spongebob, Alfred Jarry
Q. What are your 5 favorite books of all time?
A. The Banquet Years (Roger Shattuck), Wuthering Heights, On the Road, Delta of Venus, You Can't Win
Q. Is there a book you love to reread?
A. The Banquet Years
Q. Do you have one sentence of advice for new writers?
A. To thine own self be true. (I didn't make that one up.)
Q. What comment do you hear most often from your readers?
A. They "LFMAO'd"