A. I've never had an occupation; only crap day jobs.
A. That's a silly question!
A. T. Rex
A. The Wizard of Oz
A. Waking up and being able to write or paint every day (and taking the occasional break to pet my beloved Chihuahua, Reverend Jen Junior.) Also, collecting large royalty checks in order to fund this lifestyle.
A. The State Mental Hospital
A. Pippi Longstocking
A. like, beautiful, dude, f**k, awesome, Budweiser
A. Regret is a waste of time.
A. Flying (though that's more of a superpower) so maybe just being a guitar god.
A. Stayin' Alive
A. Crippling Anxiety
A. Crippling Creativity
A. An immortal elf
A. My elf ears. In the dark, my voice.
A. The Fonz
A. The Devil
A. Jesus. "How do you turn water into wine?"
A. Idiots screaming "woohoo" outside of my bedroom window at 4am.
A. Open Mike Host
A. honesty, integrity, madness
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
A. "Ride a White Swan" by T. Rex, "Prettiest Star" by David Bowie, "Tangerine" by Led Zeppelin, "Spaceball Ricochet" by T. Rex, "Bring it on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke
A. Anais Nin, Jack Black (author of "You Can't Win" a little known masterpiece), Jack Kerouac, Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Henry Miller, Hunter S. Thompson, Hemmingway, Aleister Crowley, John S. Hall, Jonathan Ames, Salvador Dali (Diary of a Genius!), Emily Bronte, Lewis Caroll, F. Scott Fitzgerald, whoever writes Spongebob, Alfred Jarry
A. The Banquet Years (Roger Shattuck), Wuthering Heights, On the Road, Delta of Venus, You Can't Win
A. The Banquet Years
A. To thine own self be true. (I didn't make that one up.)
A. They "LFMAO'd"