A. Be prepared. Be happy. Watch out for skunks.
A. Pizza. (Not such a great stretch since I eat that for almost every meal anyway.)
A. I like being me. I am (knock on wood!) very lucky. I have a family who loves me, and I am doing what I always dreamed of doing. But if we're talking about just for a day... I think it would be cool to be a dolphin. But not one of those pink Amazon dolphins because they're kind of ridiculous looking and the bottlenose dolphins are always mocking them on their blogs.
A. I'd like to sound all sophisticated and pick a romantic or exotic locale like the Amalfi Coast or Venice or Thailand. But really, I'd like to be in Disney World. It's just so clean. And they have these really good strawberry popsicles and chocolate-covered bananas.
A. Abraham Lincoln. "Perhaps, Mr. President, you might skip the theatre tonight..." Or simply, "Duck!" Except that I don't believe you can change the past even if you could time travel, so he'd probably dismiss me as a lunatic and then the Secret Service would later lock me up as an accomplice because how else could I have known... Okay, maybe I should just tell Shakespeare that he did a good job on Hamlet.