A. Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
A. Rubber balloons, stairs with no backs, and cleaning the sink trap with my bare hands.
A. Rump Shaker. Baby Got Back. MacArthur Park. Lost in Your Eyes. Ice Ice Baby. Honorable Mention: Wind Beneath My Wings. (Thanks Katiebabs!)
A. People who take up a seat on the bus or train with their bag, people who hug the subway pole so you can't hold on safely, and questions that make my mind go blank.
A. I'm really freaking loud. Also, I'm smart, and I'm a bitch. Hence the name of the website.