A. Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
A. I'm really freaking loud. Also, I'm smart, and I'm a bitch. Hence the name of the website.
A. The beach, no clocks, easy food, and happy, sated family. And a fully loaded ebook reader.
A. People who take up a seat on the bus or train with their bag, people who hug the subway pole so you can't hold on safely, and questions that make my mind go blank.
A. The ability to function on 4 hours sleep.