A. Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
A. The beach, no clocks, easy food, and happy, sated family. And a fully loaded ebook reader.
A. I'm really freaking loud. Also, I'm smart, and I'm a bitch. Hence the name of the website.
A. Saying "Yes" when I ought to say "No thank you."
A. People who take up a seat on the bus or train with their bag, people who hug the subway pole so you can't hold on safely, and questions that make my mind go blank.