A. Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
A. Rump Shaker. Baby Got Back. MacArthur Park. Lost in Your Eyes. Ice Ice Baby. Honorable Mention: Wind Beneath My Wings. (Thanks Katiebabs!)
A. The ability to function on 4 hours sleep.
A. I'm really freaking loud. Also, I'm smart, and I'm a bitch. Hence the name of the website.
A. Rubber balloons, stairs with no backs, and cleaning the sink trap with my bare hands.