My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Carpe Mortediem! (Seize the Deathday!)
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I like fixing computers, but don't tell anyone or everyone will want me to fix theirs.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I begin too many sentences with SO.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. If I could meet any historical character it would be Jack Kerouac so that I could tell him to put down the bottle.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That I didn't say yes more often.