My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Carpe Mortediem! (Seize the Deathday!)
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My nose.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I begin too many sentences with SO.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I'd love to be able to play guitar.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I like fixing computers, but don't tell anyone or everyone will want me to fix theirs.