Simon Lewis Revealed
About Simon Lewis
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Previous occupations:barman, shelf stacker, barrsita, life model, travel writer,sandwich deliverer, English teacher
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Favorite job:sandwich deliverer
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High school and/or college:I did fine art at Goldsmiths in London
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Name of your favorite composer or music artist?:Happy Mondays
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Favorite movie:Double Indemnity
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Favorite television show:Monty Python's Flying Circus
Revealing Questions
- Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?
- A. procrastination, china, taiji, football, brixton, caffeine, art, faffing
- Q. What is your motto or maxim?
- A. give it seventy percent
- Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
- A. being drunk and in love
- Q. What’s your greatest fear?
- A. failure
- Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
- A. Munsiyari, a little village in the Himalayas
- Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
- A. Christopher Marlowe
- Q. Which living person do you most admire?
- A. JG Ballard
- Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
- A. abruptly, gingerly, definitely, cool
- Q. What do you regret most?
- A. the incessant procrastination
- Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
- A. astral projection
- Q. What is your greatest achievement?
- A. getting this far
- Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
- A. modesty
- Q. What’s your best quality?
- A. quick feet
- Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
- A. Doctor Manhattan
- Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
- A. eyes
- Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
- A. James Bond
- Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
- A. The Daleks
- Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
- A. Shakespeare, what's your secret?
- Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
- A. litter
- Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
- A. scratching
- Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
- A. ninja
- Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
- A. sincerity, humour, kindness
- Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
- A. pancakes
- Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
- A. Joy Divison, Love Will Tear Us Apart; Happy Mondays, Step On; Nirvana, Come as you are; REM, Orange Crush; Carter USM, 24 Minutes from Tulse Hill
On Books and Writing
- Q. Who are your favorite authors?
- A. Graham Greene James M Cain Elmore Leonard Jane Austen Evelyn Waugh Kingsley Amis
- Q. What are your 5 favorite books of all time?
- A. Lucky Jim, Kinglsey Amis Cold Caller, Jason Starr Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov Double Indemnity, James M Cain Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
- Q. Is there a book you love to reread?
- A. Money by Martin Amis
- Q. Do you have one sentence of advice for new writers?
- A. rewrite a lot, and cut the first fifty pages.
- Q. What comment do you hear most often from your readers?
- A. pacey
- Q. How did you come to write Bad Traffic?
- A. righteous indignation, needed the money.
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