A. People who don't return their grocery carts to the cart corral thingy in the parking lot.
A. I would like to meet Jane Austen. I would say, "Can I come stay at your house in Bath for awhile? I'll be very quiet and neat."
A. I'm doing it!
A. Hmmm..."Blackbird" by the Beatles; "American Pie" by Don McLean; "The Rocky Road to Dublin" because I can't even follow those lyrics, much less sing them...and two others.