A. Just do it (oh, hang on, I think someone else might have used that...)
A. Being Jon Hamm's PA - wait a minute, that one might actually exist. Why didn't I think of that before?
A. Jennifer Egan or Anne Enright or Ann Patchett because they get to look in the mirror and say 'damn, I write some fine books'
A. Something happening to one of my children or to my eyesight - I can't imagine any greater loss than not being able to read.
A. People who give one star Amazon reviews because the book took too long to arrive, or the cat sat on the Kindle or they never got around to reading it because they didn't like the cover.