My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. It's hours before midnight that count.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Being evasive.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who say they can totally tell the difference between the vodkas.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. The mob.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I talk too fast.