My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. It's hours before midnight that count.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who say they can totally tell the difference between the vodkas.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. The mob.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Think I'm honor-bound to say myself, no?