My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. What would Billy Wilder do?
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. That ant.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That the straw boater is no longer a valid fashion option for men.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Writing funny things that make people laugh.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Rude ones.