My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. What would Billy Wilder do?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. I love fresh, crusty bread with salted Channel Islands butter
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Answering questionnaires wittily.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At the wheel of my anti-ant tank, poised to unleash a million gallons of REPEL-ANT (TM) on That Ant.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Writing funny things that make people laugh.