My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. What would Billy Wilder do?
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At the wheel of my anti-ant tank, poised to unleash a million gallons of REPEL-ANT (TM) on That Ant.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (Tom Lehrer); the cannibal duet from the end of Act One of Sweeney Todd (Stephen Sondheim); Paparazzi (Lady Gaga); The Way You Look Tonight (Jerome Kern and Dorothy Fields) and EVERYTHING from Guys and Dolls (Frank Loesser)
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. LOUD VOICE. (Sorry.)
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. PG Wodehouse's typewriter.