A. Political Cartoonist.
A. This one, silly!
A. Higham Lane, in Nuneaton and Falmouth College of Arts.
A. You can't beat a bit of Morrissey.
A. Jaws. I love all of Spielberg's early films. There's a genuine charm to them all.
A. Scooby-Doo. One day it will be a real ghost and I'll be there watching, mark my words.
A. I doodle words and write pictures.
A. Give peas a chance.
A. Maybe in a country pub. It's hard not to be happy in a pub.
A. Spiders and aeroplanes. If spiders ever learn how to fly planes, I'm screwed
A. With my wife and children. I don't travel well (see above).
A. The Cookie Monster.
A. My nan.
A. People who use 'literally' incorrectly. There should be a custodial sentence for that kind of thing
A. Missing an open goal from 4 yards out in a school football match.
A. I quite fancy being a virtuoso banjo player.
A. Having a book published.
A. I worry a fair bit....should I have said that, hmmm?
A. I'm reasonably punctual.
A. I'm happy just being me, thanks.
A. I daydream a lot. Apparently it's very annoying.
A. Charlie Brown. I don't care what you think, he's my hero.
A. The Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.
A. I'd quite like to meet Einstein. I'm not sure what we'd talk about as my maths is terrible, the weather maybe, or who he fancied for the cup this year, something mundane probably. He just looks like he'd be quite nice.
A. Can I say drawing, or is that too obvious?
A. Spin bowler for the England Cricket team, or a gangsta rapper, I can't decide.
A. Kindness, integrity and the willingness to make tea when ever prompted.
A. In no particular order: Reel Around the Fountain - The Smiths. Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks. Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie. Pale Blue Eyes - The Velvet Underground. This is a Low - Blur.
A. Roald DahlGeorge OrwellSue TownsendEric CarleDr Seuss Jon Ronson
A. 1984Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryThe Secret Diary of Adrian MoleThe Hungry CaterpillarThe Cat in the Hat
A. I was addicted to Adrian Mole as a kid. I read it over and over.
A. Put the kettle on.
A. "Where do you get your ideas?" One day I'll think of a answer.