My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." Walt Kelly
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I have always wanted to be a back-up singer for a Motown group like the 1960s-era Supremes. Obviously, this involves not just acquiring a new talent, but time travel as well.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I would be the actress who plays Brittany in "Glee." I'd love to know how it feels to have a smokin' hot body and to be totally at home in it, which she obviously does.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Gardening. I love to garden, which is not the same as being good at it.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Reading a good book on a beach in the Caribbean. Or maybe beside a nice fire at home.