My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." Walt Kelly
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. See question 11.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say banana pudding. I know I'd eventually get sick to death of it, but it would be a good death.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Pip, in Great Expectations.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Those clerks at Home Depot who interrupt your shopping to ask you if you need help finding something, and then you tell them what you're looking for and they have even less of an idea where it is than you do.