My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you carry an umbrella it won't rain.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I'm the last of the world's great pessimists. I believe that not only is the glass half empty, but the water's been poisoned and someone is planning to force it down my throat at an inconvenient moment.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Apostrophe misuse, specifically of the "I have two dog's" variety. No! No! Stop doing this, people!
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. I was named for the Biblical Adam and I've come to appreciate it as the years go on. He represents man's infinite capacity to screw up.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. It wouldn't be anyone you'd have heard of. I've learned it's best not to put much stock in larger-than-life role models.
May 05, 2014I have begun contributing in highly intermittent and erratic fashion to Off the Shelf, Simon & Schuster's new blog for people to talk about favorite books from the past. (And not just ones published by S&S, I swear. Seriously, I'm doing quite a bit of advertising for their competition.)
For scheduling reasons I don't fully understand this is Bertocci week over at Off the Shelf, and not one but three posts from me will be on offer by Friday—a two-part reading list for fans of my mashup Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, and a review of one of my favorite humor books, Red Lobster, White Trash and the Blue Lagoon by Joe... see more
July 02, 2013In the publishing industry, we have what are called "comp titles". When we pitch a book, we point out books that are similar to it that have succeeded in the marketplace.
Today, a book very similar to my own Two Gentlemen of Lebowski comes out. I won't mention its name because my publisher owns this blog and my limit of bad taste stops juuuuust short of plugging my competition on a page that my publisher pays to host.
Suffice to say that it's a Shakespeare-movie mashup, and that there's a 99.8% chance I was its comp title.
I have surprisingly unmixed feelings about this.
First off, it's a relief to know that... see more
May 21, 2012If you're reading this blog, chances are you liked my take on "The Big Lebowski".
Well, my newest pop culture project also deals with a movie… my favorite movie of all time.
May 11, 2011Well, another year’s gone by and apparently no one’s asked me to deliver the commencement address at any of the finer universities. No graduations, no convocations. Not so much as a toast to deliver.
What follows is the speech I’d have given to a gathering of English majors, had anyone invited me.
It’s an honor to be here today.
I woulda paused and made some ad lib pleasantries here. Mentioned the Dean by name. Thanked the other speakers and distinguished guests. You know, turned on the natural charm.
Your program notes may have told you that my qualification for this gig was... see more