A. If you carry an umbrella it won't rain.
A. I have a speech impediment. Nothing too crippling on the clarity end. Unfortunately it makes everything I say sound like it was spoken by the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons".
A. My brand image will suffer if I don't say "Shakespeare" here. But I've visited his grave twice (and you have to pay, you know) and there's nothing to say. I think I'd ask a very simple but revealing question, like, which play did you personally enjoy most, or which part would you have enjoyed playing. Look, I've met a lot of famous people and every time I've tried to ask a deep question it's gone nowhere.
A. Waiting till after college to educate myself on investments and financial literacy and the like. I could have made wiser choices with my money than just saving in a bank, and thus lost so much more in the late-2000s crash.
A. There's no such thing in this world, at least not for me. I've learned that the goal isn't to get rid of all the things that make you sad. It's more a case of having them and being happy anyway.