A. Keep reading, keep laughing.
A. Clean your room. No one listens.
A. I would be me. It's all I know how to do.
A. My favorite song is "American Pie." I have 4,235 choices for spots 2 through 5.
A. I'd like to meet Abner Doubleday and thank him for inventing baseball. I'd also sing him songs from "Going, Going, Gone," 'cause I get the sense he'd love parody tunes about sports.