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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Keep reading, keep laughing.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Clean your room. No one listens.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. I'd like to meet Abner Doubleday and thank him for inventing baseball. I'd also sing him songs from "Going, Going, Gone," 'cause I get the sense he'd love parody tunes about sports.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Not one living person; five. My wife Rose and our four kids.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?