Take Me Out Of The Bathtub
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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Keep reading, keep laughing.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. I have great affection for many humorists who are no longer with us; notably Jack Benny and Steve Allen
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Not one living person; five. My wife Rose and our four kids.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Perfect happiness is the moment when all my kids have done their homework and are busy with pre-bedtime activities that are personally satisfying and enriching for them, yet not overly noisy. I've never actually experienced that moment, but I hear it's wonderful.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. My favorite song is "American Pie." I have 4,235 choices for spots 2 through 5.