A. Keep reading, keep laughing.
A. I'd like to meet Abner Doubleday and thank him for inventing baseball. I'd also sing him songs from "Going, Going, Gone," 'cause I get the sense he'd love parody tunes about sports.
A. Cooperstown, at the Baseball Hall of Fame. Never been there, but have always wanted to go.
A. My best quality is my ability the humor in any situation.
A. I'd love to be more musical. I don't play any instruments, and wish I could.