LITTLE BLUE LIES by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I'm a goof, a high percentage of the time.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. The artist Damien Hirst, who qualifies by managing to be both artistically nonexistent and vile at the same time.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Certain swear words. Intellectually childish and lazy on my part.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A dolphin. Is there any creature on earth that seems to be enjoying itself more than the dolphin?