LITTLE BLUE LIES by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A dolphin. Is there any creature on earth that seems to be enjoying itself more than the dolphin?
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'd love to run a publication like The Onion.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Muhammad Ali
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I approached my adolescence more like Ferris Bueller did.