LITTLE BLUE LIES by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Anything deadly befalling my children.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I approached my adolescence more like Ferris Bueller did.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A dolphin. Is there any creature on earth that seems to be enjoying itself more than the dolphin?
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I'm a goof, a high percentage of the time.