A. Keep trying, even if everyone thinks you're crazy. One of you has to be right, and if you're crazy, then what do you care?
A. Happiness, by it's very nature, is imperfect. So deal.
A. Directing, or telling jokes to drunk people as a comedian.
A. Trying to explain things to stupid people. Am I right? Who's with me?
A. George Washington, and if I actually met him I would say" Oh My God! Are you a zombie?"