A. Keep trying, even if everyone thinks you're crazy. One of you has to be right, and if you're crazy, then what do you care?
A. Intelligence, compassion, and a large amount of patience, mostly for interacting with me.
A. Clowns on motorcycles. I mean, think about it. If you see a clown on a motorcycle coming at you, there would be no question that the world was ending.
A. Trying to explain things to stupid people. Am I right? Who's with me?
A. Is this a trick question?