A. Keep trying, even if everyone thinks you're crazy. One of you has to be right, and if you're crazy, then what do you care?
A. The inability to keep my mouth shut.
A. Being musically inclined. We have a piano in our house since my wife plays, but I can't do a thing with it.
A. "of course", "simply", "basically" "seriously", and "Where are you going with that midget?"
A. Directing, or telling jokes to drunk people as a comedian.