My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth. (Gandhi)
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I wouldn't mind knowing what it's like to be a beloved dog.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. I spend the average work day writing and wasting time in equal measure. I hardly ever go anywhere because I hate to drive, so I order almost everything over the Internet. Nearly the only time I leave the house is to walk my Doberman. I have a raging caffeine addiction and drink about seven cups of iced tea a day. I eat about ten carrots a day; on a recent occasion when I DID venture to the grocery store, the guy packing my groceries put his hand next to mine and said, "Look how orange you are!" I can't walk through the living room because there are too many Lego minifigs and green army guys on the floor. My six-year-old son and my dog have the energy of ten NBA stars between them -- that's why I need caffeine. In short, my life is just about perfect.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. like, you know, I mean