My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Go, and never darken my towels again."
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I’m tall so I can reach high things.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Wile E. Coyote from Road Runner.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. The River Test because it’s May as I write this and the Mayfly are out.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. The big hairy monster that comes out from the toilet.