My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I used to think I wanted to be a serious artist. Then I realized I didn't want to be a serious anything.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Somewhere warm with crystal blue water, riding a horse on the beach.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. I would love to hang out and drink absinthe with all the debauched writers and artists in Montmartre in the mid-19th century. "Pass the absinthe," is probably what I would say the most.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Music! I am musically inept in every way.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Steerpike in Gormenghast.