A. semper ubi sub ubi.
A. The Groke from Tove Jansson's Moomin books. Although she's not really evil, just misunderstood.
A. Getting that Leather Tuscadero haircut in the eighth grade.
A. Probably Mary Russell from the Laurie R. King books -- she's supersmart and very cool. She makes me wish I knew how to use throwing knives and lockpicks, and that I had a bolt hole somewhere to hide in.
A. Somewhere warm and green near a beach, with all my friends and family.