A. semper ubi sub ubi.
A. Oprah, of course. (She's reading this, right?)
A. I think warm puppy still covers it.
A. Somewhere warm and green near a beach, with all my friends and family.
A. The Pony Express by Jimmy Driftwood, the Laibach version of Across the Universe, Crazy by Gnarls Barkley, Show Me Your Soul by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by the Smiths.