A. If life was easy, I'd be out of a job.
A. "What's funny is that..." which is usually followed by something that isn't funny at all.
A. Castle hopping through the hills of Scotland.
A. Dr. Seuss because I like to rhyme...all the time...while fighting crime...and enjoying the taste of lime...
A. They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse in Your Soul, OKGO - Invincible, Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into the Dark, The Aquabats - Fashion Zombies, Iron & Wine - Such Great Heights