A. I'm afraid I don't have one.
A. I really hate the unnecessary use of quotation marks. As in, menus that offer "roast" chicken. Why, why?
A. I have a terrible dread of snakes.
A. I have an overhealthy interest in film, which I blame on my father, who took me to the movies twice a week, starting at about age three. Thus, I've always fantasized about actually making--writing and directing--films. But I'm not quite sure I have the personality necessary to navigate Hollywood.
A. Lying on the couch, reading Middlemarch, eating a hard, green apple.