My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If at first you don't succeed, keep trying and trying and trying until you've driven everyone around you completely insane.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Flaws? I have no "flaws"....(!) (Umph humph.)
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. You don't really think I'm going to admit this on the internet, do you? (!)
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Free caviar.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who text-message while driving. Actually, that's more than a "peeve" -- I'm terrified of these people. "Peeve"...? People who, upon getting to the top of the subway stairwell, stop in their tracks and start texting. In fact, I'll just simply it: Texting. First of all, "text" is a noun, not a verb, you goobers! Secondly, it's a drug! It's addictive! Thirdly, it rots your brain, makes you stupid. Stop doing it!!!