My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If at first you don't succeed, keep trying and trying and trying until you've driven everyone around you completely insane.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Why I just have so many good qualities, it's hard to even remember them. Hmmm, let's see....
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Free caviar.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. John Wellington Wells.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Mr. Ed.