My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Always question everything. If a sign says KEEP OUT - then go in!
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. I don't think it exists. The feeling that comes closest? Taking your first sip of cold water after being parched all day.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Breathing underwater.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Iago. The ultimate smooth-tongued schemer.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Oysters and caviar. Duh.