A. Spend part of each day upside-down
A. Trollope's Obadiah Slope in third place, Samuel Whiskers in second, and Shakespeare's Iago in first
A. Oh, that's easy! I would sing like Dinah Washington or Billie Holiday: women who sang like they'd been alive a thousand years
A. Reading, or tightrope walking, or swimming in the Isis river in Oxford.
A. Roast chestnuts