'Intro to Alien Invasion' by Owen King and Mark Jude Poirier
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Don't be too embarrassing.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At this moment, I feel a little hungry. So: the Cafe Schwarzenberg. I'll have the kaiserschmarrn.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Starting right fielder, Boston Red Sox.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I try as hard as I can to understand why people do what they do. I don't believe I exactly deserve a medal for that or anything, though.