'Intro to Alien Invasion' by Owen King and Mark Jude Poirier
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Don't be too embarrassing.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At this moment, I feel a little hungry. So: the Cafe Schwarzenberg. I'll have the kaiserschmarrn.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Some very unpleasant death - to drown, to suffocate, to be slowly eaten, you get the idea. Grim. Let's move on.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. All the other people who have found themselves wishing to be at Cafe Schwarzenberg on Thursday afternoon in November.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. I've been working on this questionnaire for at least two or three months. If I finish, that'll probably be it.