A. Don't be too embarrassing.
A. I have a massive head. I mean that literally. Not that I don't have a healthy ego, but my actual skull is extremely large. Hats can be a challenge.
A. Starting right fielder, Boston Red Sox.
A. I'm not sure if we're talking fictional or real here, but I'll go for an obvious one: Abraham Lincoln. I'd say, "Mr. President, it's an honor." Then, I'd invite him over for cake, or pie, or whatever we had, whatever he wanted. The larder is open to the 16th president.
A. I try as hard as I can to understand why people do what they do. I don't believe I exactly deserve a medal for that or anything, though.