A. Actor, Singer, Waiter, Copyeditor
A. Singing waiter in Nantucket.
A. Freeport (New York) High School, Harvard College
A. Three decades without a salary and loving it.
A. Don't mess with Alternate-Side-of-the-Street Parking, and everything else will work itself out.
A. Final draft approved.
A. The draft isn't final after all.
A. Where the people are. Dancin', walkin'. (Also, Cabo San Lucas.)
A. Plato, because he wrote in a cave and had a cool molding toy named after him.
A. Harold Camping. Because the mere mention of his name makes people laugh.
A. "he said" and "she said"
A. Not learning to tap dance at a young age.
A. Really good tap dancing.
A. Raising two sons who still tolerate me.
A. My feet turn out and clip things to either side of me while I walk.
A. My eyebrows have not yet gone gray. I focus on them when I look in the mirror, and so should you.
A. Any of the actors on the TV show LOST.
A. See three questions above this. Ow!
A. Oscar Schmultz. I made him up when I was a kid. You would like him, I think.
A. Lex Luthor, although "favorite" would kind of knock out the idea of a villain, wouldn't it?
A. "Duck, Mr. Lincoln."
A. People who crunch their voices at the ends of sentences.
A. Sleeping. Is there anything else?
A. Paid retired astronaut.
A. Pulchritude, indefatigability, insouciance. I think. I have to look them up first.
A. Avocado salad with tahini dressing. Wait. Sorry. Just had a bit of a spell. Chocolate chocolate-chip ice cream.