Author Revealed

Revealing Questions

Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?

A. A Comedy on the border of being Tragedy

Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Never give up.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. An island with my wife, kids, best friends, a recording studio and evenly spaced machine-gun turrets.

Q. What’s your greatest fear?

A. Sharks.

Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?

A. On that island mentioned above.

Q. With whom in history do you most identify?

A. Dorian Gray

Q. Which living person do you most admire?

A. My old mum.

Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?

A. 'Y'know' and 'motherfucker'

Q. What do you regret most?

A. Starting this questionaire

Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?

A. Stand up comedian / benevolent dictator

Q. What is your greatest achievement?

A. Managing to keep my wife interested for 30 years

Q. What’s your greatest flaw?

A. Staggering insecurity

Q. What’s your best quality?

A. Wow, I dont know if I have one (see above)

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. A better version of me

Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?

A. The extreme volume of my guitar amplifier

Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A. Dracula

Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?

A. Van Helsing (its all perspective)

Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?

A. John Lennon. "Dont go out tonight."

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. Self serving politicians. (Wait, I think that's redundant)

Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?

A. Recording.

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. Egyptologist

Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?

A. Loving, honest, passionate

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. My wife, B's cooking

Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?

A. I am the Walrus, If I fell, Good day sunshine, 9th symphony ( 4th movement), City of Delusion

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