A. When all else fails - try truth!
A. Mahatma Gandhi. I would like to ask him, "I know I should turn the other cheek when someone slaps me. But if he also slaps the other cheek, is it alright to punch him in the snoot?"
A. "I know", "I don't know", "Yes", "No", "But" and "I don't think I can afford this".
A. Professional ideating
A. Undiluted self-centricity