A. Do the next thing.
A. Restaurant reviewer, of course. Isn't that everyone's?
A. Probably my sense of humor. That, and I won't back down when it's important.
A. Shrimp cocktail with a fried chicken chaser. What am I saying? Homemade noodle soup.
A. I suspect I come off as more assertive than I realize, so maybe that. I've been told I exude self-confidence, and this always shocks me to hear.