A. Being bitter is not such a bad thing.
A. Getting paid to write down my snarky thoughts and feelings on a variety of topics. Oh. I'm doing that.
A. Self-awareness. The ability to articulate feelings. Good fashion sense.
A. "I mean, right?" "Y'know..." "Totally." "Annoying." "Oh. My. God." (Wow. This is depressing. This makes me sound like a Valley Girl. I am a girl. I do live in the Valley. So...like... totally.)
A. Pizza (but with an endless variety of toppings, so I wouldn't get bored).