“Big Blue Ball”: A Poem Read by Amy Brenneman
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Being bitter is not such a bad thing.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Paris. Duh.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Fast thinking. Good listening. Large vocabulary.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "I mean, right?" "Y'know..." "Totally." "Annoying." "Oh. My. God." (Wow. This is depressing. This makes me sound like a Valley Girl. I am a girl. I do live in the Valley. So...like... totally.)