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Suzanne Weber

SUZANNE WEBERis a writerperhaps best known for creating and performing the character Anita Liberty, a performance poet who achieves notoriety by devoting her entire career  to humiliating her jerk of an ex-boyfriend in public. Weber penned three books as Anita Liberty – HOW TO HEAL THE HURT BY HATING, HOW TO STAY BITTER THROUGH THE HAPPIEST TIMES OF YOUR LIFE and the young adult title, THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE (YEP, THAT WOULD BE ME). Her short film, ANITA LIBERTY, was a Sundance selection and was co-written and directed by R.J. Cutler (The September Issue). A native New Yorker, Weber currently resides in Los Angeles where she writes television pilots and has started taking her coffee with soy milk. She lives with her husband and her daughter, a sassy little chip off her mother’s block of contempt.
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“Big Blue Ball”: A Poem Read by Amy Brenneman

Amy Brenneman reads a poem from TO WHAT MISERABLE WRETCHES HAVE I BEEN BORN by Suzanne Weber.

My Life in 8 Words

Author Revealed

Suzanne Weber
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Being bitter is not such a bad thing.

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. Pizza (but with an endless variety of toppings, so I wouldn't get bored).

Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A. The Boy Who Lived.

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. Myself, but richer. And taller. And immortal.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. Who am I? The Dalai Lama? Sheesh. Actually, I have many ways to describe perfect happiness (and none of them have anything to do with achieving inner peace or letting go of old resentments) : a solid nine hours sleep, finishing a good first draft, selling my writing for cash money, making my seven-year-old laugh so hard she begs me to stop, warm brownies, new jeans, obsessively watching a television series with my husband (Buffy, Veronica Mars, Battlestar Galactica, the first couple seasons of Lost), seeing someone who's wronged me get their due, coming up with the perfect comeback, bantering, knowing I'm right in an argument and being able to prove it, playing with puppies. I think that just about covers it.

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