“Big Blue Ball”: A Poem Read by Amy Brenneman
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Being bitter is not such a bad thing.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Paris. Duh.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Death. Duh.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Getting paid to write down my snarky thoughts and feelings on a variety of topics. Oh. I'm doing that.