A. Why not?
A. Mine or someone else's? Humor, optimism and curiosity work for me in both cases.
A. Jail and crawly things. Crawly things in jail--I'd probably go stark raving mad.
A. I'm quite happy being me.
A. It's a tossup between Gargantua and Pantagruel & Garp--I like my heroes flawed and funny.